- Lainey: Katherine Heigl will be out of a job
- ASL: Vanessa Hudgens looking for Twilight action
- Hollywood Rag: Eva Longoria isn’t a fairy
- Flisted: Tera Patrick performs at Ivan Kane’s Forty Deuce
- WIMB: Amy Winehouse is divorcing
- Lossip: Oh joy, it’s J.Lo’s fashion line
- DRW (Site NSFW): Jewel does Blender
- AB: Pete Doherty death flat party
Web Finds
- Wanna party with Jon Gosselin? It'll cost you $12,000. You should get on this quick. (Popeater)
- Kristen Stewart shouldn't be doing interviews. (The Superficial)
- Cameron Diaz still thinks it's Halloween. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Alec Baldwin will get plastic surgery, mark his words. (Wonderwall)
- Sienna gets slinky in vintage. (ASL)
- Sarah Jessica Parker loves diapers and Kim Cattrall. Is it opposite day? (PopSugar)
- Miranda Kerr needs a hug. From my thighs. (IDLYITW)
Katherine Heigl will never be out of a job as long as she’s got that hot cock-sucker of a mouth. You know she just gobbles the hell out of the hog.