- Pajiba: Bonnie and Clyde starring Hilary Duff?
- Lainey: Avril Lavigne still marketed towards 14-year-olds
- ASL: Paula Abdul throws an American Idol hissy fit
- WIMB: Tom Cruise’s nipples are hard
- Spike: PG Porn with Roadside Ass-istance. NSFW sort of
- TC: Lindsay Lohan flashback
- Yeeeah: It’s a Paris Hilton tea party
- CNW: Steve Guttenburg tells Jessica Simpson to STFU
Web Finds
- Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
- The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
- Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
- Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
- John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
- Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)
SAY AHHHH for: the-BJ-mouth-of-the-day!