- Pajiba: Bonnie and Clyde starring Hilary Duff?
- Lainey: Avril Lavigne still marketed towards 14-year-olds
- ASL: Paula Abdul throws an American Idol hissy fit
- WIMB: Tom Cruise’s nipples are hard
- Spike: PG Porn with Roadside Ass-istance. NSFW sort of
- TC: Lindsay Lohan flashback
- Yeeeah: It’s a Paris Hilton tea party
- CNW: Steve Guttenburg tells Jessica Simpson to STFU
Web Finds
- Wanna party with Jon Gosselin? It'll cost you $12,000. You should get on this quick. (Popeater)
- Kristen Stewart shouldn't be doing interviews. (The Superficial)
- Cameron Diaz still thinks it's Halloween. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Alec Baldwin will get plastic surgery, mark his words. (Wonderwall)
- Sienna gets slinky in vintage. (ASL)
- Sarah Jessica Parker loves diapers and Kim Cattrall. Is it opposite day? (PopSugar)
- Miranda Kerr needs a hug. From my thighs. (IDLYITW)
SAY AHHHH for: the-BJ-mouth-of-the-day!