- Pajiba: Bonnie and Clyde starring Hilary Duff?
- Lainey: Avril Lavigne still marketed towards 14-year-olds
- ASL: Paula Abdul throws an American Idol hissy fit
- WIMB: Tom Cruise’s nipples are hard
- Spike: PG Porn with Roadside Ass-istance. NSFW sort of
- TC: Lindsay Lohan flashback
- Yeeeah: It’s a Paris Hilton tea party
- CNW: Steve Guttenburg tells Jessica Simpson to STFU
Web Finds
- Olivia Munn has a question for you: T or A? (The Superficial)
- Jon Gosselin brings roses to a successful divorce meeting. (Popeater)
- Kate Hudson isn't wearing a bra. (Drunken Stepfather)
- 5 Windows 7 features you probably didn't know about. (College Humor)
- Chris Brown calls Jay-Z a "cornball". (Bossip)
- Kelly Brook's rack is 30. (IDLYITW)
- Toxins in plastic make boys play like girls. (Asylum)
SAY AHHHH for: the-BJ-mouth-of-the-day!