Pamela Anderson was in Malibu this weekend prancing around the beach in a bikini and being generally offensive toward my eyes. In a few shots, her bikini is slipping off her ass which should tell you how desperate she is for work. She can’t even afford swimwear that fits! I bet if you dangled a guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother in front of her face, she’d probably ignore your adamant refusals and blow you regardless.
