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For the love of god, Nicolette Sheridan, can you please grow old with dignity? Is it too much to ask for you to put on a pair of pants? It’s not that hard. I’m doing it right now. I mean, wait, right now. I’ll admit you have a nice ass for a 45-year-old, but you’re a 45-year-old. Staring at you like that makes me real uncomfortable. It’s like getting an erection at the Discovery Museum because someone built Megan Fox out of Legos.

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