Comments on: Sarah Jessica Parker has had enough http://theblemish.com/2009/01/sarah-jessica-parker-has-had-enough/ Better than a slap to the face Sun, 12 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: capt. cornhole http://theblemish.com/2009/01/sarah-jessica-parker-has-had-enough/#comment-59012 capt. cornhole Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:07:24 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=26938#comment-59012 The scary thing about SJP is that she could give you a perforated colon with her nose and a BJ simultaneously. Then when she was done with that she'd rub her wart on your ass. AND that's some worse shit than you'd get from a Tai hooker! Doctor: We see you colon is perforated, but why is your ass melting off? Poor Dude: SJP Doctor: Ah, we've seen that before. We'll just call the morgue. The scary thing about SJP is that she could give you a perforated colon with her nose and a BJ simultaneously.

Then when she was done with that she’d rub her wart on your ass. AND that’s some worse shit than you’d get from a Tai hooker!

Doctor: We see you colon is perforated, but why is your ass melting off?

Poor Dude: SJP

Doctor: Ah, we’ve seen that before. We’ll just call the morgue.

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