Nicole Kidman @ "Australia" Premiere

Marley & Me over Bride Wars: I guess people like dogs.

Patrick Swayze is in the hospital: Not only does Swayze have pancreatic cancer, he now has pneumonia, possibly due to a change in his chemotherapy regime. He’ll be in the hospital the next few days for observation. Swayze recently commented that he may not even have five years left. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton is walking around as the picture of health. Life is fair.

Dexter married his sister: Michael C. Hall eloped on NYE with his Dexter co-star, Jennifer Carpenter, who plays his sister on the show. What are the chances viewers are going to pick up on the sexual chemistry between these two. This is gonna be awkward.

Nicole Kidman thinks her movie sucks too: Speaking to the Sydney Herald, Nicole Kidman admits she’s not very proud of her performance in her latest epic, Australia. Specifically, Nicole says, “I can’t look at this movie and be proud of what I’ve done. I sat there, and I looked at Keith and went, ‘Am I any good in this movie?’ ” The person who interviewed Nicole said it was the strangest thing ever. Even though she sounded depressed, she had a permanent smile on her face.