The banned PETA ad and time wasters

NBC rejected this PETA ad for the Super Bowl because it was too sexy. NBC wasn’t comfortable with the fact the girl seemed like she was “screwing herself with broccoli” and had concerns over the “asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina.” Oh noes, phallic vegetables in a sexually suggestive commercial. Think of the children!

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