Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo @ LIV

Vanessa Minnillo magically aged 20 years in this photo from LIV in Miami. Just add a pair of old people’s glasses and it’ll be like you stepped out of a time machine. Also, I’m 100% positive it’s a bad angle, but Vanessa’s mouth looks like a prolapsed rectum. And to think, Nick Lachey gets to make out with that. Lucky bastard.