Comments on: Verne Troyer hit on Kelly Osbourne http://theblemish.com/2009/01/verne-troyer-hit-on-kelly-osbourne/ Better than a slap to the face Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:40:06 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: slicklock http://theblemish.com/2009/01/verne-troyer-hit-on-kelly-osbourne/comment-page-1/#comment-59007 slicklock Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:55:19 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=26641#comment-59007 After she sent back the tequila shots, Kelly O told the little goblin, "I've crapped bigger and better looking turds than you" After she sent back the tequila shots, Kelly O told the little goblin, “I’ve crapped bigger and better looking turds than you”

]]> By: Victor http://theblemish.com/2009/01/verne-troyer-hit-on-kelly-osbourne/comment-page-1/#comment-58936 Victor Fri, 02 Jan 2009 20:02:56 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=26641#comment-58936 I can now see how Verne saves so much on air fare. I can now see how Verne saves so much on air fare.

]]> By: capt. cornhole http://theblemish.com/2009/01/verne-troyer-hit-on-kelly-osbourne/comment-page-1/#comment-58935 capt. cornhole Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:17:57 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=26641#comment-58935 Can't you just picture him in one of those fancy pet carriers that all the celebs tote onto the planes and what-not? His face behind that cloth mesh and a bite collar round his neck, being toted onto a plane by an ugly fat chick that like to sit on his face till his toes turn blue.... ....something you don't see much of any more...midget bell hops....I wonder why? I guess all the midgets got into porn, better tips! Can’t you just picture him in one of those fancy pet carriers that all the celebs tote onto the planes and what-not?

His face behind that cloth mesh and a bite collar round his neck, being toted onto a plane by an ugly fat chick that like to sit on his face till his toes turn blue….

….something you don’t see much of any more…midget bell hops….I wonder why? I guess all the midgets got into porn, better tips!

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