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Here’s a recap of what’s been going on so far today with Chris Brown and Rihanna.

Milk isn’t joking around: The Body by Milk campaign has dropped Chris Brown. In a statement released earlier today, they said, “The Milk Mustache campaign is taking the allegations against Chris Brown very seriously. We are very proud and protective of the image of the Milk Mustache campaign and the responsible message it sends to teens.” They added that while milk makes you stronger, you shouldn’t be abusing women with your new Hulk-like body which you could have achieved only by drinking milk. Milk!

CoverGirl not dropping Rihanna: They’re sticking by Rihanna. And why would anyone think otherwise? Especially since Rihanna will be using a lot of CoverGirl for the next week or two.

Rihanna cancels birthday bash, postpones concert: Rihanna has postponed her concert in Malaysia and her label has canceled a birthday bash they were planning for her in New York. She turns 21 on February 20.

Chris Brown and Rihanna are up for NAACP image awards: Awk-ward.

Rihanna doesn’t have a broken nose: It’s safe to say Rihanna’s world doesn’t revolve around Chris anymore. Luckily, it’s not hard for her to breathe. But she still can’t breathe with no air. Sorry, I apologize for that one.

Leona Lewis may be the reason for the argument: Star Magazine says problems between the two have been brewing for months. The final straw came when Rihanna caught Brown flirting with Leona Lewis at the pre-Grammy dinner which “set her off.” Reading that, you’d think Chris was the one who was about to get beat that night.

Kanye West talks about Rihanna: Kanye West says Rihanna is like a sister to him and is obviously outraged at what happened. Kanye was so devastated that he actually stopped talking about himself for a minute. Gasp! My monocle just popped out. “[Rihanna] has the potential to be, you know, the greatest artist of all time and, in that sense, I feel like [she is] my baby sis. I would do any and everything to help her in any situation.”