A heinous crime perpetrated by a cute suspect.

  • Bossip: Reggie Bush lands bankroll and Kim K. strikes gold
  • Drunken Stepfather: Paris Hilton’s ex-bff wants attention
  • Asylum: A swimmer. With no arms!
  • Bastardly: Sara Jean Underwood sleeps with a guitar
  • Holy Taco: The 8 greatest Valentine’s day diseases
  • Celebitchy: Jennifer Aniston still has messages from her husband
  • Popoholic: If only I had my 3D glasses for Yvonne Strahovski
  • Dlisted: Beyonce is going to get her ass whooped
  • IDLYITW: Whoopi defends Christian Bale
  • Daily Fix: Geir Haliwell wants your attention, damnit
  • College Humor: Beer bottle dominoes. Alright, who’s cleaning this up?
  • Attuworld: It’s the new summer fashion: dressing without dignity
  • DH: Jessica Cirio does Hombre Magazine
  • EB: Carnie Wilson is a game show host now
  • AB: Penelope Cruz and Woodie Allen, no thanks
  • FHM: GI Joe posters