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  • Bossip: Halle Berry will be Doris Payne
  • Drunken Stepfather: Words I did not wish to hear together: Mickey Rourke porn
  • Holy Taco: Best moments from Kirk Cameron’s masterpiece
  • Celebslam: Lindsay and Samantha are still fighting
  • Bastardly: Aishwarya Rai does Pink Panther 2
  • Double Viking: Luciana Bianchi is looking good
  • Celebitchy: Liev Schreiber will star with gender-bending Jolie
  • Spike: Naomi Watts regrets nothing!
  • The Sun: First look at The Watchmen
  • Dlisted: Nikki Sixx sure does know how to treat a lady
  • IDLYITW: The father of the little kid with a baby is Satan
  • Popoholic: Eliza Dushku is almost bare in Maxim
  • College Humor: This mugger gets owned
  • CityRag: Britney Spears loves Dick
  • TC: Aging is a bitch
  • BWE: This hasn’t been a good week for animals