If you have a wife and she’s just given birth, show these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini to her for inspiration. If she breaks down and cries, don’t worry, that’s part of the process. It might help if you point out that after a bit of working out, Alessandra maintains her body by doing yoga just once a week. Be sure offer her words of encouragement like, “It’s so easy, I don’t see why you can’t do it,” and “Three carrots a day is plenty.” If I know women, and I like to think I do, she’ll express her gratitude with many blow jobs.
