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Asians suing Miley Cyrus for $4 billion

A nutjob in LA has filed a $4 billion class action lawsuit against Miley Cyrus. Lucie J. Kim claims Miley purposely mocked Asians by slanting her eyes and that the 1 million+ Asian Pacific Islanders she supposedly represents in L.A. county are entitled to $4,000 each in damages for a civil rights violation. TMZ explains:

Kim claims when Cyrus posed for the photo, she “knew or should have known that her image would be publicly disseminated via the media, which Cyrus knew focused on her private life, specifically TMZ.”

Kim says Miley’s “just a kid” defense doesn’t fly. She says it’s like Paris Hilton claiming to be just a kid. Ouch.

Everyone agrees that Miley Cyrus was just doing dumb things teenagers do and that scolding her wasn’t only justified, but extremely entertaining. This, however, is going a little too far. It’s the equivalent of being taunted at school and then suing the bully when all you have to do is kick him in the balls. So why don’t they just let Lucie J. Kim and the people she represents do that? Have them all kick Miley in the box if it’ll make them feel better. Anything to put an end to this retarded lawsuit.

Wait. What the. Is she doing that face again? That bitch.

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Obamamama
Obamamama
15 years ago

well she better get them legs spread real wide when she turns 18, 4 billion is not pocket change by any means.

itchy
itchy
15 years ago

being asian .. i think its retarded.

on another note … I wonder how slanted this Lucie J Kim’s eyes are? Or is $4000 the average cost of double eyelid surgery in LA?

Kat
Kat
15 years ago

Omg! I do kind of feel bad for the girl – $4 billion is a shitload of money, even for a pop star. I actually don’t think it’s ridiculous though – Kim is likely making a statement more than anything else. Heard loud and clear!!!

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saintdevil
saintdevil
15 years ago

Those Asians have no sense of humour.

I’m going to countersue them for calling caucasian people “long noses”.

Miley, on the other hand, is an annoying brat with the face of an overfed marsupial.

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

She either let a juicy shart loose, or smelled one.

What kinds of Loser sues a child!!!!!
What kinds of Loser sues a child!!!!!
15 years ago

Give me a break, who cares if she was purposly making fun of asians??? People are allowed to joke around~~ Ie.. look at her asian friend sitting there, clearly she doesn’t discriminate against asian’s! This lady needs to get a life and quit trying to suck $ out of a child for goofing off, even if she was making fun of someone big deal, its a free country if you wanna wear a large set of ears to make fun of the president, like this situation it wouldn’t be in the best taste but you can make fun of, goof… Read more »

neverhappen
neverhappen
15 years ago

she won’t get a dime. she actually deserves a slap on the wrist for wasting my hard earned tax money abusing the legal system like that. just what kind of damages could kim suffer from a picture? i really hope the judge charges her for court costs after throwing this case out. damn lazy korean, go get a real job and stop making shame for the rest of us asians.

landonpissedoffmccain
landonpissedoffmccain
15 years ago

that fucki’n bitch!!!as if mocking demi lovato and seleena gomez wasn’t enough, now she’s racist?whytheFUCK does she do that stupid s**t?if she does itfor attention she ain’t getti’n any of the good attention.if i were here damn “achey breaky” daddy, i get my mental daughter away from the spot light because it makes her think she can do whatever the hell she wants,and just because damn 4 year olds adore her and she’s fucked every one in hollywood she thinks she can.and another thing, shes is considered a role model among some (dumb assed) children and has all diffrent kinds… Read more »

annalishea
annalishea
15 years ago

If thats the case then where my 4,000 dollars they moc and pick at BLACKS all the time…That person is bogus…

Dumbjokes
Dumbjokes
15 years ago

good for her. shes gets what she deserves for being stupid. she knows shes in the spotlight so why make all these stupid choices. also why dont her mother and father teach her something. shes a racist. its simple.