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Beyonce slipped a nipple at the Academy Awards

It’s true. She did. I was there, man. And, like, the government tried to cover it up and they held me hostage at Guantanamo Bay to keep me quiet. The government, man. Total conspiracy.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

I like to slip something into Beyonce’s back door.

faye
faye
15 years ago

beyonce wound make a great gospek singer…………..and she will even bring alot of souls to christ bcuz of her influence…….

faye
faye
15 years ago

gospel singer

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago
Reply to  faye

She couldn’t sing gospel with a cock in her mouth, though with a cock in her ass she would howl like a cat in heat.

b
b
15 years ago

I came.

natd
15 years ago

OMG! r u guys serious, captain cornhole please keep it pg13, no one is interested in you and you sick ass, i think your problem is you want a cock in your ass and/or mouth. grow the f**k up, thanks! Jerk

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago
Reply to  natd

lick my cornhole whilst i’m fisting your mom’s sloppy crap knot.

DONELLA
DONELLA
15 years ago

always something for attention, you already have the money the fame the camel dude and now you want to be pulling out nipples, suck a d##k.

wowzers
wowzers
15 years ago

wow donella you`re really stupid. like she actually was like,”why yes, let me make sure that while im in this 2.4 second dip ill let my nip slip a quarter of an inch just for publicity.” think about that. she dint reach in her top and whip it out. don’t hate her cuz shes successful. work on yourself.

DONELLA
DONELLA
15 years ago
Reply to  wowzers

first of all, I’m never stupid bit##, have you ever heard of a figure of speech dum ass, i know persay that she didn’t pull it out for show, they know before the show goes on when they rehearse how the customes fit, so next time you call somebody dumb, leave an address so i can visit you and beat your dum ass. bit##

DONELLA
DONELLA
15 years ago

and I said what i said, the girl is attention struck just like her goofy sister “wowzers”, call me stupid again, but make it up close and personal so my fist can connect with your eye, now how stupid is that

donella
donella
15 years ago

hello to my hater, i’m not jealous of Bey, and i’m never a hater. I think she’s a very good headliner and I think her song Listen is very inspirational, i’m always down with change and i’m successful also, but if you would like to get close and personal drop a number or address and lets have it and see who’s left stupid with a shiner, dat black eye if you don’t know ebonics

Laura
Laura
15 years ago

how many damn donellas are there? hmm lemme count the ways..

donella
donella
15 years ago

to laura there is only one Donella, i thought i should drop some messages for wowzers because he didn’t understand my message instead of reading through the lines, so since i never got a hit back from him or her i feel somewhat satisfied. that’s my only reason for the constant messaging.

wowzers
wowzers
15 years ago

hater? hardly. you have a right to your opinion and i have a right to dislike it. this is hilarious I didnt reply back quickly enough because I have life. you said that she (beyonce) should “suck a dick” your sense of humor leaves much to be desired and yeah you must have a big pair of gorilla balls threatening me over a blog site. hilarious. and by the way if we were to settle a dispute its obvious i would win because your intellect is lacking; therefore you have to use your hands to make up for it. grow… Read more »

goBeygo
goBeygo
15 years ago

donella how many comments have you made dear?

LOL I betchu chunky dena muthafukka wit gravy & some form of nuget & cream filling all over your keyboards :-D

wowzers
wowzers
15 years ago

HAHAHa i just caught that whole ebonics thing. just goes to prove my point. sweetie im hooked on phonics ebonics is for the slower kids.

javelin
15 years ago

this thread is fucking hilarious.. you all deserve an ass slap.

Chaz
Chaz
15 years ago

I was looking at The Sexiest Man Alive to notice….a nipple slip…and who cares anyway…you can hardly tell.

Greg LeBaron
Greg LeBaron
14 years ago

I like to have large black penises penetrate my rectum. Please mount me and violate my rectum.

Greg LeBaron
Greg LeBaron
14 years ago

Please f**k my ass!