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This has nothing to do with celebrities, but a 14-year-old boy in China was killed when a gas cylinder chair, common in all offices, exploded into his rectum. The extensive bleeding that followed killed him. The blast came from the highly pressurized gas which is used to raise and lower a chair. Ouch.

I can’t say I’m surprised. That’s how they do it. They lull you into a false sense of security with their comfortable leather padding and adjustable heights and then, bam, one day they explode shards of themselves into your rectum and you die from extensive anal bleeding. Is there no one that can save us from these vile monsters?

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