Britney Spears in Hollywood

Britney Spears is said to be suffering from paralyzing panic attacks as the start date for her world tour inches closer and closer.

“Britney is in danger of not going on tour as she has been having paralysing panic attacks.

“Every time there is a crisis, Britney screams and cries and locks herself in her room.

“She has been telling her doctor she feels under pressure and ill when she thinks about touring.

“She is worried about being on the road without her kids, and fears that her performance will be branded a flop.”

The best way to calm down is to think of everyone in the room naked. Or if you’re Britney, imagine everyone is a jelly donut.