Charlize Theron disappoints
By The Blemish, 12:37 PM on Feb 02, 2009, 5 Comments
Dear Charlize Theron,
Next time you’re at the beach, please wear a bikini. K Thnx Bye.
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See the broad on her left? That’s what she’ll look like in a few years! No, I really mean it!
Broad? That’s Prez Hilton
Hilton, Shmilton…I’m counting five dogs on that beach and Charlize shall be number six one day…mark my words!
seriously, she has that many dogs?? christ I had one and had to get rid of it cuz it kept shittin in the yard.
Yummy nipples!
The cool thing about a flat screen monitor, you can lay it flat then jerk off and cum on her tits! After that you can draw little circles with your cum all over her face.
ya’ll do that too….right?