Chris Brown choked out Rihanna

I know you guys can’t go 5 minutes without a Chris Brown / Rihanna update so here you go. Current reports indicate Rihanna is cooperating with police after the DA told them to gather more evidence.

According to a source, the two were driving through the Hancock Park neighborhood when they got into an argument. Chris pulled his Lamborghini over and that’s when Rihanna took the keys and threw it out the window.

An already pissed off Brown went to find it. When he came back, he started to choke Rihanna and said, “I’m going to kill you.” She lost consciousness soon after, but when she came to, Chris was gone.

According to the source, her right eye was blackened and badly swollen and she had hand prints on her arms. The responding officers were so concerned about her, they drove Rihanna to the hospital in their squad car instead of waiting for an ambulance.

Officers took two sets of photographs of the banged-up singer, one at the scene and the second after she was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for treatment. Those photos were presumably among the evidence presented to the district attorney.

Wow. Jeffrey Dahmer would even call Chris Brown a monster. The only way this could get any worse is if Rihanna was pregnant at the time and now she’s not. And if after choking out Rihanna, Chris went to the zoo and killed a panda bear. In front of its panda babies.