Damn you, Hayden Christensen

Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are engaged says PEOPLE. Bilson and Hayden, who most recently co-starred in possibly one of the worst movies of 2008, are “so excited.” Reps for Bilson had no comment and no wedding date has been set, but Hayden should lock that down before the Stockholm syndrome wears off.

Also, PEOPLE put up a pretty unflattering photo of Rachel in their article which makes her look like a miniature Frankenstein. Which goes to show. If you want things done right, you have to plant hidden cameras in her bathroom yourself.