Michael Phelps and a bong

Sheriffs made good on their promise of investigating that photo of Michael Phelps taking a hit off a bong. While Michael Phelps isn’t in trouble at all, Richland County Sheriff’s have arrested seven people for drug possession and one person for distribution.

The bong in question also been confiscated and the owner is one of the seven charged with possession. The guy who owns it was caught because he was retarded enough to put it on eBay for $100,000. Worse yet, he wasn’t even at the party so he won’t even have memories to keep him company in jail.

Congratulations are in order for Richland County Sheriffs. You’ve kept the world safe from stoner college kids once again. Looks like we’ll rest easy tonight now that we won’t have to worry about crazed lunatics high on wacky tabaccy breaking into our homes to steal money to support their addiction. Nor will we have to listen to their excessive giggling as they describe their vegetable powered time machine. Thank god.