I wasn’t sure how to spell his last name, so there you go. Anyway, previous reports indicated that Heroes stars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia (yes! got it.) were dating. There is no empirical evidence, but if they are, they’re probably not anymore. Radar Online reports that Hayden was “ALL OVER” (yikes, caps, must mean it’s really shocking) 21-year-old Jesse McCartney. RO writes:
And when we say ALL OVER [ed. note: again with the caps. what are you, 12?], that’s exactly what we mean. She was holding him tighter than Michael Phelps gripping that bong. The Heroes star was sitting on Jesse’s lap while he kissed her neck. Then she got up and did some crazy sexy dance in his lap.
Neck kissing? Sexy dances? Egads. Sounds like the devil was in Jesse’s pants. I hope they used protection. My mom says lap sitting leads to babies and babies are how God punishes the sinners.