The Blemish

I am so turned on right now

By The Blemish, 9:39 AM on Feb 10, 2009, 3 Comments

Last week Salma Hayek told the Today show that she became a wet nurse for a starving baby in Sierra Leone. Sadly, there wasn’t video. Until now. God. Can you move that baby out of the way? He’s ruining EVERYTHING.

On a more serious note, the baby is doing fine. He’s healthy, strong and sporting a pair of magnificent C-cups.

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3 Responses to “I am so turned on right now”

  • capt. cornhole
    10:36 AM

    Time to go knock one out!!

  • McBrandon
    2:24 PM

    Wow! I wonder if she will be volunteering to help feed those octuplets in California.

  • chewy
    8:37 PM

    they cut out the footage where the baby winks at the camera and gives a thumb’s up sign.