I am so turned on right now
By The Blemish, 9:39 AM on Feb 10, 2009, 3 Comments
Last week Salma Hayek told the Today show that she became a wet nurse for a starving baby in Sierra Leone. Sadly, there wasn’t video. Until now. God. Can you move that baby out of the way? He’s ruining EVERYTHING.
On a more serious note, the baby is doing fine. He’s healthy, strong and sporting a pair of magnificent C-cups.








Time to go knock one out!!
Wow! I wonder if she will be volunteering to help feed those octuplets in California.
they cut out the footage where the baby winks at the camera and gives a thumb’s up sign.