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I am so turned on right now

Last week Salma Hayek told the Today show that she became a wet nurse for a starving baby in Sierra Leone. Sadly, there wasn’t video. Until now. God. Can you move that baby out of the way? He’s ruining EVERYTHING.

On a more serious note, the baby is doing fine. He’s healthy, strong and sporting a pair of magnificent C-cups.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

Time to go knock one out!!

McBrandon
15 years ago

Wow! I wonder if she will be volunteering to help feed those octuplets in California.

chewy
chewy
15 years ago

they cut out the footage where the baby winks at the camera and gives a thumb’s up sign.