Kate Winslet @ "The Reader" premiere

Kate Winslet used to get naked at the drop of a hat, but now promises she will never do another nude scene again. The 33-year-old actress told Time magazine that she doesn’t want to be known as “that girl.”

“I think I won’t do it again: A. I can’t keep getting away with it, and B. I don’t want to become ‘that actress who always gets her kit off.'”

Whatever. Her tits were never that great to begin with. They look like the ears of a basset hound. If you ever wanted to watch her breasts heave, you could just go to a dog park. Megan Fox on the other hand. If she said this, I might have to kill myself because life would become meaningless.