You could turn Megan Fox into a centaur and she’d still look hotter than Sarah Jessica Parker. What’s that you say? She could even have a huge horse penis and she’d still be hotter? Dude, no. What’s wrong with you? Where do you come up with this stuff? Listen. I don’t think we should hang out anymore. You’re starting to creep me out.
You are so hot girl…
Youre a winner on its own.
Love always,
Al