Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have called off their 2-year-old engagement. Presumably because Megan Fox is hot and Brian looks like a big douche.
“The relationship had run its course,” an insider tells Us exclusively. “It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”
Yes! Now when I fantasize about swooping in to pick up Megan in my winged chariot, I won’t have to tell that Brian guy sitting next to her, “Sorry, dude. This is only a two-seater.” I can’t begin to describe to you how awkward it was.
