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M.I.A. gave birth

On Saturday, M.I.A. posted about the birth of her baby boy on her MySpace. She popped last Wednesday. Apparently when a woman gives birth, something snaps in their brain which causes them to type in all caps.

T O F A N S F R I E N D S O N F A M I L Y . M Y B A B Y I S H E R E
HAPPY VALENTINES!

SUNDAY NITE I CA M E HOME FROM THE GRAMMY’S STILL IN THE MOOD TO PARTY , I COUDA EASILY GONE OUT BUT I WENT HOME INSEAD , LUCKY I DID!! COZ MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfndz8pW9WY

MY BABY WAS BORN WEDNESDAY , HE IS HEALTHY , FINE , BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST AMZING THING EVER ON THIS PLANET, OF COURSE IM HIS MUM!!!

ME AND BABY ARE PUTTING OUR TOUR DATES FOR 2010 TOGETHER
AND MAKING MIX TAPES
AND FIGURING OUT A WAY TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL !

HOPEFULLY THE WORLD IS BEEN TICKING ALONG AND I AINT MISSED MUCH!

C U SOON ,

AND MY BABY BOY SAYZ HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to say she’s happy, but I can’t really tell. Can you? Does 41 exclamation points mean overjoyed or slightly elated? Please clarify for us, M.I.A.

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Disemvoweled: Another bastard born!!!!
Disemvoweled: Another bastard born!!!!
15 years ago

fckng ht ths grl. Sh’s tcky stpd lsy drty ss btch. ‘m prtty sr sh’ll b nthng mr thn 1-ht wndr. t lst pry s. Thr’s dffrnc btwn bng tspkn nd rspctng yrslf nd bng lsy bg-mthd nd jst fckng rdcls. Wh wld thnk smn s gly cld vn pr-crt? ‘m nt sr wh ‘m mr dsgstd by, th bbn wh frnctd wth hr wth n prtctn. r th lttl mtnt bstrd sh pppd t hr dssd hry ctpsr???? BRF!!!! FCK Y M R WHTVR YR NM S…. Y NDN PNJB NSTY BTCH. TK SHWR… Y SMLL LK CRRY GT… Read more »

criplifefosho
criplifefosho
15 years ago

perhaps education is the key Disemvoweled?