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Someone should have told Miley Cyrus that the Oscars was about subtlety. That way she wouldn’t have worn this garish Cinderella dress. You’re going to an awards show, not a midnight ball.

And should a 16-year-old be showing this much cleavage. When did Miley even grow those things. She better watch out. Right about now, pedophiles are feverishly attaching balloons to their bodies so they can float over Miley to look down her shirt.

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