I had no idea JC Penny was still around. That used to be the go-to catalog when you couldn’t find the one for Victoria’s Secret. If Minka Kelly was in it, I wouldn’t have discovered the internet until five years later. In high school, while all the other kids were talking about free porn on the web, I would have been proudly showing off pictures of Minka modeling granny panties that I cut out from last week’s ad.
