The Blemish

Natalie Portman uncensored and time wasters

By The Blemish, 8:31 AM on Feb 09, 2009, 1 Comment

The uncensored version of Natalie Portman’s gangster rap.

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One Response to “Natalie Portman uncensored and time wasters”

  • capt. cornhole
    8:57 AM

    you gotta love Bai Ling she an absolute freak and she’s got nipples like jaw breakers! Pop one of those in your mouth and gnaw on it.

    Thing with her is if you fail to make her cum, odd are she’d punch you right in the nuts!