Sam Lutfi at a party

After what seemed like a lifetime of mooching off of Britney and ruining her for his own gain, Sam Lutfi was cut out of Britney’s life like the cancer he is. Now he’s back to doing what he used to do which is think of ways to make a quick buck. His latest endeavor is to file frivolous lawsuits.

TMZ reports that Sam Lutfi has sued Britney Spears and her parents for libel, defamation, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and breach of contract.

According to the papers, Sam claims Jamie and Lynne “launched a campaign of lies and intimidation designed to destroy Lutfi and drive him out of Britney’s life.”

In the lawsuit, Sam claims he was standing in Britney’s kitchen on January 29, 2008 when Jamie stormed into the house. Lutfi alleges Jamie yelled at him, claiming Sam made a rude comment to Lynne the night before. Then, Sam claims, Jamie “intentionally punched him in the chest” and threatened to kill him if he ever heard Sam make a rude comment about Lynne or any member of the Spears family again.

It would behoove the judge to take one look at this and wipe his ass with the papers before throwing it back in Lutfi’s face. He sounds like a whiny bitch. The only difference between him and a parasite is that you feel slightly guilty for killing a parasite. Jamie probably didn’t even punch him in the chest either. He probably poked him with his finger and to him, being the 10-year-old drama queen that he is, it was like Mike Tyson throwing an overhand right at his chest.