I have mixed feelings about Scarlett Johansson’s new brunette look on the red carpet of He’s Just Not That Into You. On one hand, Scarlett Johansson’s hair makes her look alien and kid-like. As in 14-years-old kid-like. On the other hand, I really want to sleep with her. It’s tough being a fashion critic.
I have no problem with Scarlett as long as she’s passionately making out with me and letting my hands roam freely over her curvaceous body.