Weird. When I was a kid, I’d feel the same way after leaving my neighbor’s.

  • Pajiba: There’s going to be an arranged marriage reality show
  • Lainey: Katie Holmes is a robo flamenco
  • Hollywood Rag: Katherine Heigl puffs on the cancer stick
  • ASL: Victoria Beckham feels like a gay man
  • WIMB: Who would admit to obsessing over Heidi and Spencer
  • Yeeeah: I can see why they hired her
  • CNW: Paris Hilton vows to help boost the economy
  • UseMyComputer: Milla Jovovich does a dinner