Why K-Fed is getting into the children’s clothing business

Mixing Kevin Federline with children is never a good idea. Yet, it’s happening. K-Fed recently announced his intention of starting a children’s clothing line. Women’s Wear Daily says K-Fed dropped by the Project Trade show in Las Vegas recently to do research research.

“It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans,”

“You buy your kids a pair of True Religions, then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.”

That’s amazing. Jeans cost $200 dollars? I must have gotten a real good deal since I only paid $40 for my Levi’s. Do these $200 jeans come with built in hand-warmers or rocket packs? That’s the only way anyone can justify charging that much for a pair of pants. Actually, for that price, those jeans better be able to give me a blow job whenever I want. Wait, can it?