Allure: Hey Cindy, welcome to the shoot.
Cindy: Hi. Thanks for having me.
Allure: Let’s get started. First, we’re going to have you tear this loaf of bread.
Cindy: Okay, sure.
Allure: Great. Now we’re going to have a robot shave you.
Cindy: Uh, I don’t really get it and I don’t have facial hair, but okay.
Allure: These look great so far, Cindy. Now, you see that shaving cream that the robot used to shave you with?
Cindy: Yea…?
Allure: Have you ever done nudity before?
Cindy: Not really.
Allure: That’s alright. You won’t be completely nude.
Cindy: Um.
Allure: Anyway, see that shaving cream? Can you get naked and lather your body with it?
Cindy: Is this like a metaphor or something?
Allure: Oh, metaphor…. ya… sure…
Cindy: [confused, lathers body]
Allure: Fabulous. You look beautiful. Gorgeous.
Cindy: Thanks.
Allure: Okay. Now we’re going to hang you by your hair from a rope.
Cindy: You’re not from Allure, are you? And I’m never going to be able to leave, am I?
Allure: Nope.
NSFW if you stare really hard.
