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Confirmed: Madonna to abscond with another Malawian

The Malawi Director of Child Welfare Services confirmed to Us that adoption proceedings are going full steam ahead. Madonna will be adopting 3-year-old Mercy James from Malawi. If you care for a little bio about the little girl then here it is:

The girl is “has no father and mother, they both died…We finished the assessment yesterday in readiness for the courts next week,” an official at the ministry of Gender and Child Development told Reuters.

Mercy is moving on up. She used to poop in a hole she dug with a Playschool shovel. Now she’ll poop in a room with doors and a nanny will wipe her ass. She used to get her daily vitamins from that weird weed growing in the backyard. Now it’ll be provided by the Flinstones. Mercy could punch through a wall she’s so happy. No more mud pies! It’s nothing but real pies from here on in, baby.

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jack in the box
jack in the box
15 years ago

How about adopting kids in this country and not everywhere else??

Laurie
Laurie
15 years ago

What a lucky little girl!!

KL
KL
15 years ago

She’s so adorable. I’d scoop her up in a second.

hot pics
15 years ago

How about adopting kids in this country and not everywhere else

Simple
Simple
14 years ago
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Because a child in America cam survive, get health care and still be someone. These kids will DIE before they turn 10 if they aren’t saved from their countries!

Ndivhuwo
14 years ago

I appreciate Madonna sympathy.Nice job. May God bless you.