Deer injures Matt Lauer
By The Blemish, 9:52 AM on Mar 23, 2009, 1 Comment
Matt Lauer missed the Today show this morning because of a deer. Over the weekend, Lauer flipped over his bike’s handlebars when a deer jumped in front of him. It’s believed Matt’s shoulder popped out. Co-host Meredith Vieira joked that she hired the deer. “Just to graze him.” Cue polite laughter.
In other news, bike is now a euphemism for car, deer is now a euphemism for hooker and flipped over bike’s handlebars is code for dumped in the river. It’s like those rich Hollywood types have their own language!
['Today' talk show hosts attend the 133rd Annual Westminster Dog show in New York City. Image via Splash News]
Very happy to hear about Matt Lauer’s injuries. Well not very happy. Just mildly happy. Would be very happy for him to develop arthritis and suffer a lot.
Hey do you think Obama will sign his splint?