Jennifer Love Hewitt on Ghost Whisperer

Jennifer Love Hewitt broke up with Ross McCall earlier this year and she’s already found a new man. He goes by the name Jamie Kennedy and you may remember him from such hits as Malibu’s Most Wanted and Son of the Mask. Ergo, it’s safe to say, Hewitt fell in love with his sense of humor.

But on Seacrest’s show, Kennedy couldn’t stop gushing about her: “We’re more than dating … we’re more than in love.”

“We have an intense connection,” he said. Making a Twilight reference, he added, “She’s my Bella. I don’t want to bite her neck, but I want her to live.”

Kennedy said Hewitt is “so talented. She can sing, she can dance, she’s hilarious … and hot since she was, like, 9.”

There’s nothing more romantic than a 38-year-old expressing his love using a tween movie reference and simultaneously admitting to being a pedophile. Expect Jamie to propose to Jennifer with a ring pop in the back of his blacked out van parked outside of an elementary school.