Jennifer Aniston out and about

Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer because he twittered too much. That’s the news coming from Star (via Telegraph). Friends of Aniston say Mayer spent hours on Twitter despite telling Aniston he was busy with work.

“John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he’d say: ‘I’ve been so busy with work. I’m sorry I haven’t had time to call you back.”

The source added: “Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.

“Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’.” 

It’s simple. Jennifer is boring and Mayer was only using her for publicity. He didn’t want to actually spend time with her. That would be asking too much. Hanging out with Aniston must feel like slow death. You can probably feel a piece of you die every time she opens her mouth. By the time you finish a conversation with her, you’ll look like one of those mummies that archaeologists discover.