I can always use that title because Kelly Brook’s life is one big vacation. When she’s not wearing bikinis at beaches in Barbados such as she is here, she’s wearing bikinis in St. Tropez or St. Bart’s. It’s gotten to the point where if you see photographs of Kelly Brook not in a bikini, it’d be like seeing a mermaid for the first time or, if you’re Britney Spears, your toes for the first time.
