In an interview with Blender magazine, Kelly Clarkson talks about peeing in the shower and “anybody who says they don’t is lying.” She also checks the tissue to see the color of her snot.
“I mean, if you have a cold, you have to check, to see how sick you are.”
I’ve been sitting here all day trying to figure out how Kelly Clarkson could appear more attractive. I was thinking she could gain a few more pounds and inject her lips with saline, but it looks like none of my ideas compare to what already is the case. I mean, hello, sexy. Welcome to Bonerville. Population: me.
Kelly goes on to explain that this oversharing she does is part of her charm.
“It’s not like people look at me as unattainable, some kind of star like that,” she told the April issue of the magazine. “People love the ‘real’ factor that’s involved, I think.”
That’s true. I guess. But, it’s like this. There’s a big difference between being told girls fart too and girls actually farting into their hand, cupping your face with it and telling you to “smell it, bitch.” Which is sort of what Kelly did here.
Also, I get this strange feeling that somewhere out there, R. Kelly is asking his publicist for Clarkson’s number.