Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson

Have you ever dreamed of buying an apartment previously owned by Lindsay Lohan? Now’s your chance to purchase it at a $200,000 discount making Lindsay’s 2 bedroom, 2 bath Manhattan apartment available for only $1.2 million.

The pad features two bedrooms, two bathrooms, floor-to-ceiling windows with an unobstructed view of the Statue of Liberty, stone countertops and an open chef’s kitchen (ooh, la la!), among other amenities. The building has a fitness and yoga center, sun deck, indoor pool, outdoor basketball court, roof deck, lounge and a 24-hour doorman.

Not included is certification by the CDC, removal of sex stains from the ceiling, floor, countertops and/or other surfaces or the unclogging of used condoms from any of the drains. You will also be responsible for getting rid of Samantha Ronson’s lingering odor and River 2 River Realty will not be liable for any strangers that break in looking for a fix.