Lindsay Lohan & Maserati

Lindsay Lohan’s assistant clipped another car with Lindsay’s two week old Maserati Quattroporte yesterday after leaving a rehab meeting. Lindsay disavowed any knowledge of the incident when asked.

Yet, here she is checking out the damage. You can tell how much she cares about her $115,000 car by the way she cups the front bumper like it was a pair of balls. I’m told she gave the shift a handjob when she got in.