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Lindsay’s Maserati damaged

By The Blemish, 8:09 AM on Mar 24, 2009, 1 Comment

Lindsay Lohan & Maserati

Lindsay Lohan’s assistant clipped another car with Lindsay’s two week old Maserati Quattroporte yesterday after leaving a rehab meeting. Lindsay disavowed any knowledge of the incident when asked.

Yet, here she is checking out the damage. You can tell how much she cares about her $115,000 car by the way she cups the front bumper like it was a pair of balls. I’m told she gave the shift a handjob when she got in.

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