Madonna doesn’t know what Jesus is up to
By The Blemish, 10:12 AM on Mar 18, 2009, 7 Comments
Madonna’s gonna beat a ho when she finds out her new boyfriend/model, Jesus Luz, has been out grinding with lingerie models behind her back. The Sun says Luciana Costa and Jesus partied together in Rio on Saturday. Onlookers say the two started kissing.
“Jesus was the hit of the party and all the girls went wild for him when he arrived.
“But Luciana was more interested than most and soon got hold of him for a dance.”
Another added: “They danced together very close lots of times. He whispered things in her ear, grabbed her hand, put his hand around her waist.
“He’d had a little to drink and it seemed clear he was after something.”
Luciana Costa better watch her back. Madonna’s arms look like gnarled branches. She’s so ripped that 90% of MMA fighters don’t even want a piece of her. Have you ever seen a vagina break someone’s arm? Well, just wait until Madonna meets up with this chick and you will.
Bikini model??? wtf, what bout the face and the legs??? oh, right, Madonna isn’t perfect either… damn Photoshop!
No one said Luciana was pretty.
and…..hes not wearing his red kalabah braclet, now hes really in trouble cos Ms IT is gonna ask for all her money back!
that girls is a little schlumpy..Brazil must have different ideas on lingerie models.
Brazilian man like woman with curves and tanned, definitely not like Madonna!! Not even his mum likes him dating madonna… not even with all her $$$!
uh oh dude looks like your in big trouble..
that is a model, for real?? I guess back to reality for Jesus, how sad.. Madonna can do better as always*