Madonna @ Vanity Fair

Malawi adoption officials say that Madonna’s relationship with 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz and her past rumored affair with Alex Rodriguez may jeapordize her second adoption. Her racy spread in W magazine with Jesus didn’t help either.

“[Madonna’s] relationships may negatively affect the adoption of Mercy,” the official said.

“The news she is linked to another woman’s husband and a young man less than half her age makes us question her morals.”

“We do not only look at the material issues, but also the moral standing of prospective adoptive parents, because we do not want our children’s morals to be corrupted,” Chisale said.

Haha, you big whore. Malawians must think Madonna is some sort of white witch sent to eat their babies. Pictures drawn of her probably depict a woman with 5 vaginas in the middle of an orgy with 10 arms like Shiva except instead of weapons in each hand, she has cocks. At least, that’s the vibe I’m getting from this. Am I reading into this more than I should?