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Melissa Theuriau is charming, topless

By on March 2, 2009

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Melissa Theuriau is probably the only reporter you could pop a boner to while a montage of amputated children, brutalized women and massacred husbands played in a little box next to her head. A lot of fans must go up to her and tell her that they loved her on so and so date only to be glared at and told, “You mean when I reported on the guy who locked his wife in the basement and repeatedly raped his kids?” “Wha? Oh, yea, yea,” they’d mutter as they began furiously masturbating.

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  • PunkA

    Hottest Frenchie in the world. Damn, she is just beautiful. Not sure why she is with monkey-boy, though. He looks more interested in a nap than her, which is criminal. He crippled balls ought to be shot off for this. If she was doing that to me, I’d have a stiffy the size of the Eiffel Tower.

    • Filthy American

      Why is such a hot woman hanging out with that skinny, hairy little toothpick? Is that what French women consider attractive? 80 pound guy who’s hairy like a little monkey?

      • Filthy American

        OMG, I mean, look at him, he looks like starvin’ marvin…or a teenager with polio…

  • chickmagnetstuff

    what is she doing with a hairy bone man, her hottnest is out of the chart and dude is a trash he’s so lucky

  • Jonathan

    this man is jamel debouze great comic and actor…”Monkey boy????” WTF this is so racist.

    sorry for my english, I’m french

  • mike

    It’s sad to see how money can corrupt (beautiful) women and make ‘em f*ckin sluts s*ckin hobbit dicks. vive la france !

  • grenadine

    She don’t need his money because she have so much. I don’t think it’s like that but they dont go together she is to beautiful for him. I would like to see their baby’s head.
    I’m french to so sorry for my english..

  • jo

    Jamel debouzze? Fucking bastard!!!

  • Sarah

    You are so sad. Seriously, he is a great artist, a very important people in France. First, because he is talented and then because he works a lot ! You, you’re nothing guys. Melissa Theuriau is beautiful, she could marry all billionaire she wants. She doesn’t need Jamel Debbouze in particular. She loves him, that’s all.
    Frustration can be so mean.

    • John

      You are exactly right, but the people posting cruel things are English, and there are a LOT of very nasty English people. I know because I am one.

    • Arain

      Best comment so far.

  • Guillaumedj2403

    Espèce de racistes!!! Ce sont vous les singes!!!!
    Jamel is very important artist in France,
    Vous ne pouvez pas dire qu’il est racite!!
    Et encore moins un Singe!
    Honte à vous, et courte vie à votre blog pourri

  • chips

    her boyfreind’s one arm is too tiny and small?what happened to him?

  • …….

    is this the best France can come up with? meh

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  • Union_trait

    La jalousie vous bouffe bande de sales racistes. Dans tout les cas restez à vous branler pendant que Mr DEBBOUZE lui a une femme du tonnerre.  J’aimerai bien voir la tête de vos trues. Aller  pour finir salut les amériCHIENS FUCK YOU

  • Scorpion

    Jamel à une belle femme, et vous vous avez des femmes moches