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Nicolette Sheridan is ladylike

By The Blemish, 7:14 AM on Mar 09, 2009, 4 Comments

Nicolette Sheridan autographs

At a certain age, probably any time after 40, flashing your vagina just seems sad and pathetic. Especially when you don’t even intend to flash your vagina and it just sort of hangs out of your underwear like the jowls on Droopy. If you’re wondering why I’m telling you this, Nicolette Sheridan flashed her labia the other day while getting out of her car. For her 46th, someone should get her bigger panties.

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4 Responses to “Nicolette Sheridan is ladylike”

  • capt. cornhole
    8:13 AM

    I’m always fond of nice set of meat curtians. Gives me something to think about while I’m polishing the bishop.

  • Teri
    6:39 PM

    I am just not buying the whole snach hanging out on accident story anymore from anyone. Seriously, how often do you see random snatch? Never, but get an over the hill star or someone trying to make a comeback and there it is?

  • mrx
    4:38 PM

    :)* ^^

  • Herman Bumfudle
    4:08 AM

    wow. very nice.