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Robert Pattinson can’t get laid
Twilight star, Robert Pattinson, is having a rough time in New York. The actor was overheard telling a guy, “I can’t get laid [in N.Y.C.]” at Nur Khan’s Rosebar on Saturday night. The friend consoled him as best he could saying “A blind person with a British accent could get tail.”
Later on, a brunette began fawning over him and Pattinson said “I’ll be back,” stuffed his beer into his jacket pocket and left.
Pattinson has the right idea. Run away. Girls are scary. Human interaction, scarier. It’s much better to drink alone and cry on a dusty stoop than to have sex with a willing and eager female. At least that’s what I told myself last Friday night.
I think he wants a girl who isn’t trying to hook up with him because he’s now a ‘star’ or because she thinks he’s actually Edward Cullen. I’d get upset/despondent too if people kept expecting me to be someone I’m not.
It is amazing to me how he seems to be beyond his 22 years. Most 22 year olds wouldn’t second guess an offer and if this is true just chalk another reason to love Robert Pattison.
I think he is just waiting for the right guy to come along. That’s okay though, I would pay to see that too.
Funny he would make that comment. With the hundreds of female fans he has, I cannot imagine he has to fight to get what he wants. Hopefully he just a bit picky on what he is looking for, although several friends in New York have seen him with Natalie Portman. Maybe it will take just a little longer with Natalie?
I guess he has to be good now that he has his moment in the sun…. Can’t have any scandal. Robert, you’re great and reasonably still unaffected by it all. Just stay away from Paris ‘ebola’ Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the other career-killing slags!
He should just wait for the perfect girl to come along. Why give away part of yourself to some random girl at a bar anyway. Get to know them first. and if they act like that the first time you meet, it’s quite obvious what they want.
I think he just wants someone real. I think he means he can’t get “laid” by someone other than the normal crazies that through themselves at him. Poor guy. I hope he finds what he is looking for.
I think that Robert wants a girl that he can hang out with and he is muture for his age what most girls wants in a guy but he is just a normal person just like any of us if the right girl comes around for Rob then I hope their happy and that they do hopefully love each other.