Jenna Jameson @ Affliction

According to AVN, Jenna Jameson gave birth to twins this morning at a Newport Beach Hospital. No word on how they’re doing, what they’re names are or whether they have Baby Huey heads like Tito Ortiz, but the birth was no doubt a breeze. If you’ve ever slid on a Slip ‘n Slide, that’s pretty much what the babies looked like coming out of her vagina.

Yea, I know that title doesn’t make much sense if you think about it. In retrospect, I should have wrote, “Twins reverse DP Jenna Jameson,” or the much simpler title, “Jenna Jameson gives birth to twins.”