Madea goes to jail

For the second weekend in a row, Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail has won out at the box office with $16.9 million, proving that white people really do like his movies. And, according to the numbers, they like them a lot more than they like those youth-grouping 3-D Jonas’s, who disappointed on week two with a pussified $12.7 million.

Looks like Tyler Perry is almost to the bottom of his life checklist:

1.) Stop being homeless. CHECK.

2.) Include my entire name in the title of everything I do until I get that respect. CHECK.

3.) Get that respect. CHECK.

4.) Take my name off of everything I do ’cause I got that respect.

Almost there, TP. Almost.

(Incidentally, that checklist is called Tyler Perry’s Life Checklist.)